Well then, I must be the baddest general in the whatsapp group because my “cool, unexpected formatting” was a side effect of my preemptive decision to migrate to bed before this war had even reached its first interval, thus having to utilise what kids these days call the mobile app version (I call it blasphemy. I’m too old to appreciate anything that doesn’t require chalk).

But anyway. I fell asleep. Dreamed about Sims. Now I’m reluctant to gift you that, too. Honestly I think I should stop offering out things I like. So instead I present to you: my Student Debt. It’s all yours.