Well it has been my existential purpose for like seven of my alternate lives to ensure that all boys, in some way, are suffering. It's nice to know that both you and the Monopoly Man have endured a similar fate.

But anyway. If you fancy a whispered lol or even a yelped lmao, I'm your gal.

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