Well it definitely could have gone one of a few ways! I was approximately two inches away from dedicating the entire post to myself, detailing why I should relentlessly chase down Robert Pattinson until he gives in to me. It's probably for the best I chose otherwise.

Thank you right back. That means the whole entire world plus a couple moons to me!

I imagine in a parallel universe I might be a caricaturist or a botanist or somewhere asleep on the moon — but here, I am a writer.

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