Oh no, I need all seven. Three of them are currently battling lawsuits (apparently it's not humane to email Robert Pattinson that many times per a single Tuesday afternoon) so they might need some time off. Alas, I will continue to bear the weight of the task until all boys have broken (or, again, until Robert Pattinson replies to me).

But anyway. For a whole point three seconds I read "lmaos" (lmaoes? Lmaoi?) as a cross between limos and lamas and now I'm not so sure I'm ready to give them up.

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