Miscalculated theft? That in itself is a pretty tracemark me thing to do anyway. And they do say that the sweetest form of flattery is imitation. Hi there, me.

And oh. Shut up right back. Had I known I was going to receive such a surplus of stellar socks I would have perhaps sent some overseas. You know, as a thank you gift for this literary gift.

Punishment and suffering is a currency I can trade in. It was the monetary value I was panicking about - so yeah. Count me in.

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