Loudt, here's the poker-faced reply that acknowledges your comment and ironically responds with a "no comment." Only to later swallow back the guilt, nudge you tentatively and whisper, "I bought it off eBay."

But anyway. Thank you big time, Medium time (get it lol) and all the time.

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