I'll let you keep your biscuits as compensation for what you are about to encounter: Imagine (in my defence I am defenceless. I am weak and impatient and I didn't even consider reading through it to edit or amend or lob it into the fireplace before anybody could bare witness to it. I was simply itchin' to just launch it into the virtual Amazonian void. Plus I was like 19 and we all know 19 year olds function off nothing but vodka and poor hygiene, so). I wish you luck.
Okay screw it, I'm keeping those biscuits!