If you can bump it up to the penultimate day, that would be ace. Got a bangin’ carvery planned for the last one.

And if it’s not even half has ace as this poem then I demand a Very Last Day part two.

I imagine in a parallel universe I might be a caricaturist or a botanist or somewhere asleep on the moon — but here, I am a writer.

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