I did invent it. Patented it. Become it. I AM the whimsical island ravaged by feral rodents catching a tan under the projected light of the Twilight movie whilst highly inebriated. Feel free to pay me a visit (entry fee is subject to change. Make your offer first).

But anyway. I'll admit that your brief holiday advertisement in itself as had be enacting a "lmao". As a thank you, I will send you some in return. How do you prefer them packaged and delivered? By pigeon? Satanic curse? Yahoo mail?

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