I am Not a Custard Cream
But much like the resulting crumbs, I am a mess.
My name is Cassie, but Charlie calls me custard cream.
There’s not that much context to it, if I’m honest. My surname is Creen. I can’t really give you more than that.
It’s slightly odd when we’re out in public, sure. It’s slightly endearing when we’re around his family. And regardless of…