Hey, well, I just thought that if I can't be like you in age, then I can at least try to be like you in health. The kale smoothie is just the first step. The abs will be here any day now, I reckon.

It's never a lie. Just fiction. An em-bellished truth, if you will. You know this.

Yeah but children can't power the central heating. Might as well use them for other things, right?

But anyway. The boiling kettle wasn't for tea. In my household, we scald the skin of any who dare step through out threshold. If they're worthy, they won't report us. If they're not, we won't let them.

P.S: I try too hard for you.

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