Hahahaha then I'm going to post one every day for the next seven of my lives just as an excuse to see your beautiful soul infused into your every word.

But no, you're so right (as always). We know from involuntary experience that numbers retain f all power over everything (unless it's the numbers on the microwave. I think they withhold all the secrets to the universe) and so I'm going to metaphorically lob my scales out the window but really I still need them in the house just to weigh my luggage before I haul ass to Ireland to see you super soon!

Thank you so much for always being here for me. For always reminding me about the goodness of life and the importance of health and happiness and listening to your body. We need to keep ourselves healthy so we're strong enough to sail the world and strut up and down catwalks in your phenomenal clothing, and aisles (wedding and supermarket) in wedding dresses that you will have made. Love you more than any number could ever possibly define xxxx

I imagine in a parallel universe I might be a caricaturist or a botanist or somewhere asleep on the moon — but here, I am a writer.

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