Ah see, whilst that might be a classic cure to WB, I tend to be too busy slaughtering five continuous renditions of Mambo N0.5. For me, when I’m creatstipated, there’s only one remedy for it: animate every item of food on your top shelf and pretend they’re on a group date. If nothing else, you’ll get institutionalised for insanity and then you’ll have a whole crap load to write about.

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I imagine in a parallel universe I might be a caricaturist or a botanist or somewhere asleep on the moon — but here, I am a writer.

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