23 Things I’ve Learnt Now That I’m 23

Easily one of the most important being that you can whack a potato waffle in the toaster and then BAM. All your dreams are realised in one swift, waffly pop.

One thing I’ve adored for a solid 23 years now – being an avid book reader and all round advocate of pretty Paperchase-style lists – is a…

I imagine in a parallel universe I might be a caricaturist or a botanist or somewhere asleep on the moon — but here, I am a writer.