27,301 Yahoo emails and none of them from Robert Pattinson, sigh.
“Tell me about yourself,” my date asked. His jawline was sharp, gaze sharper and so I was blunt.
“I’ve got such trapped wind right now.”
Yeah. Yeah. He’s not my date anymore.
What Am I?
There are so many things I could tell you about myself. That’s true of all of us. So…